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lilyfanciesprongs: neyruto: maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette i have no idea if that’s more comforting or depressing
piranhabat: jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
perksofahunter: fat-grrrl: sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok No we’re not okay. We’re not okay at all.
samuelshakusky: samuelshakusky: when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams
msjewbooty: [first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
iapollogise: I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking
ntbx: fuckyourapplejax: kushandwizdom: ulaimba: 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌 If he’s prepared then we have no excuse.. ^^^^^exactly We really don’t. I’m ready to fight.
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